Friday, December 20, 2013

Brush Up, Kids!

Or your toofies will fall out like Janie's!
She cracks me up.

 And melts my heart.

Talk about melting hearts.

I snapped this picture off the TV the other day when I was watching a Will & Grace rerun. That crocheted blanket pattern gets around! There's a free pattern link HERE.

Our new favorite Mexican restaurant.
They are so friendly and the food is muey bueno!

Have you seen a juke box lately?
Quite different than the ones from my childhood!
It doubles as a photo booth.

The Best Cheddar-Onion Biscuits EVER!

Cheddar-Onion Biscuits

1 1/2 cups dry biscuit mix (like Bisquick)
1 1/2 Tbsp melted butter or margarine
1 egg
1/2 cup milk
1/2 cup chopped white onion
3/4 cup shredded cheddar cheese

Preheat oven to 400 degrees F. Mix all ingredients until just combined. Spoon batter into a greased or sprayed muffin tin. Bake for 12-15 minutes. Makes 6 large biscuit/muffins.

You'll thank me for this one!

Sunday, December 15, 2013

One-Arm Saturday Night Dinner

Yes, every post title will contain "One-Arm" for the next few weeks.  If I have to suffer with this stupid-ass sling, so do you!

So... I made some more bread.  I know, I know.  Same old crap.  It's hard to be creative and new in this condition, but at least I'm posting!  No typing help today so it'll be short and sweet. I'm cheating and took the sling off just to type a tiny bit for you.  BAD GIRL!  I'm just a wild rebel like that.

This loaf turned out so high and beautiful. I was extremely happy with it, especially because I had messed with the recipe a little after reading some of the reviews.  More on that later.

We had tacos for dinner last night.  YUM.

And then a piece of home-made Cinnamon Raisin Toast for dessert.

So freakin' good!

I made the dough in the bread machine and waited until it beeped indicating it was time to add the raisins.  I took the dough out, added the raisins and mixed them in with my hand (notice the singular. ha.), plopped it into a sprayed loaf pan, and then I let it rise for an hour or two. It got really high! Then I baked it at 350 degrees F for 45 minutes.

A high percentage of the reviews I read on the recipe I found said that it was not sweet enough and didn't have enough cinnamon, so I added more of those ingredients in the below recipe.

Here are the ingredients as I made it:

Cinnamon Raisin Bread
Makes one large loaf (9" x 5" loaf pan)

1/ 1/4 cups warm water
2 pkgs (.25-oz each) active dry yeast
2 Tbsp butter, softened
3 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
1/2 cup white sugar
1 1/2 tsp salt
1 Tbsp cinnamon
3/4 cups raisins

I activated the yeast in the warm water with a little sugar before adding it to the other ingredients in my machine.

It'll be football, football, and more football here today. Eagles' game first (Cowboys' fans want them to lose)
And then the Cowboys and the Packers. I hope the Cowboys win, but if they don't, I'm a Packers fan too so it'll be okay. (The Captain is from Wisconsin. Yes, I married a damn Yankee! In fact, I married three of them! Shhhhhh! Who said that? That's crazy! That would mean I've been married...shut up Pammy Sue! I gotta go.)

And that is an example of the difference between me typing my blog entries and The Captain typing them. I can't start to ramble and get myself in trouble when he types it. PLUS, my arm is now killing me and it took an hour. The sacrifices I make because I love you!

P.S.  I'll be changing the background on my blog. I couldn't find anything that looked right with my cute little snowmen. Aren't they darling? I stole found the picture on Flickr somewhere. I forgot to write down where I got it. Bad, bad, bad. If you come across this blog and the picture is yours, please don't sue me or hate me. It's a compliment really, right? Right. AND, I'm not responsible for what I do on pain meds, right? Right. I FORGOT TO WRITE IT DOWN! That's all.

Thursday, December 12, 2013

Ugliest One-Arm Cake

This morning I had visions of a fluffy white cake with caramel frosting. Instead I ended up with this...

Hideous mess!
It looks like chicken fried steak w/gravy, doesn't it?

It's not totally the fault of the one-arm baker. Somebody jumped in a chair and ate about 1/3 of the top layer off of the counter when I wasn't looking. I had the top layer sitting by itself on one counter while I worked at frosting the bottom two layers.  I always use the prettiest, most even layer for the top. When I turned around to go get the top layer, there sat a certain someone happily helping himself.

Lovely. I used it anyway and frosted it too.
(The ugly frosting job was entirely the one-arm baker's fault)
It'll still taste good with a cuppa joe.

I'm not naming any names, but...uh-huh, the thief!
Sitting in front of the fire with a lap full of dogs.
They would ALL get up there if I'd let them.

See ya.

Tuesday, December 10, 2013

One-Arm Brown Bread

We've been stuck in the house the past week with thick ice on the roadways, so I decided to make our own bread.  It's one of my favorite things to do anyway.  I made three different recipes, all which I found on, and they were all really good.  I used my Oster Bread Machine, but I'm sure you could just plop your dough into a loaf pan after you kneed it, let it rise, and bake it until it's nice and brown and sounds hollow when you thump it.

I love my bread machine and have definitely gotten good use out of it.  I'm surprised it still works because it's over 15 years old and gets a workout regularly.

Steakhouse Wheat Bread (My personal favorite)
Makes one loaf

1 cup warm water
1 pkg (.25 oz) yeast
1 Tbsp white sugar
1/4 cup honey
1 Tbsp softened butter
1/2 tsp salt
1 tsp instant coffee granules, pressed with the back of a spoon to powder it
1 Tbsp unsweetened cocoa powder
2 cups white all-purpose flour
1 cup whole wheat flour

Mix yeast in the 1 cup of warm water and 1 Tbsp sugar until the yeast activates and the top becomes foamy, about 5-10 minutes.  Add the yeast mixture and rest of the ingredients into your bread machine pan.  Use the basic bread setting and light crust setting.

Note: I've started activating my yeast like this lately after several failed batches of bread this past year.  It just wasn't rising properly for me.  I've had no trouble since I've started doing this and then adding it to my machine with the other ingredients.

Sunday, December 08, 2013

Crochet Stuff I Like

Looking around on Ravelry today, I saw some things I liked.  Hopefully, I won't be gimped up more than four weeks or so and can make some of these...

Angel Ornament
Credit and pattern:  HERE

I thought this was cute and unique.
Credit and pattern:  HERE

So tiny and cute as a bug!
 Credit and pattern:  HERE

I love everything about this hat...color, texture, everything!
Credit and pattern:  HERE

Love these pretty little shoes!
Credit and pattern:  HERE

Gorgeous yet simple.
Credit and pattern:  HERE
Not available until January 7, 2014.

Thanks to my sweet hubby for being my typist so I can post every now and then while I'm in this sling!  They will be short and simple, but at least I can put something up every couple of days.  I've been feeling so out of touch with all of you!  I read quite a bit today getting caught up with everybody.  My commenting will be sparse, but I did manage a few today.

How long until y'all think I am complete insane from not being able to crochet?  I haven't missed it yet because even if I had been able, I haven't felt like it.  I'm sure that won't last and I'll be dying to make something.  


Friday, December 06, 2013

Winter Weather

We started getting freezing rain, sleet, and snow yesterday afternoon, and we're supposed to get a bit more tomorrow afternoon. It's not supposed to get above freezing until sometime after Sunday. Very unusual for this time of year here.

Hedges in the backyard.

Our neighbors directly across the street lost their tree. It split right in half due to the heavy ice on the branches. There are several like this on our street. Bradford Pear trees are not very sturdy trees. They fall apart like matchsticks whenever we have a windstorm or ice like this.

A dusting of snow in the neighborhood.

The contraption I have to wear day and night for at least four weeks. You can't see it very well in this picture, but there's a long pillow attached to the sling with velcro that holds my arm out away from my body. I get to remove the big bandages on my shoulder tomorrow and just use Band-aids on them. Good news is today I feel like the pain is down a notch or even two. As long as I don't move that arm, I'm good.

Some of you have asked how I fell. was really, really, really a stupid move on my part. I stepped over a dog gate and lost my balance with one leg on each side of it. I tried to grab onto the door frame, but couldn't hold on and down I went. SPLAT! I am NEVER stepping over one of those gates again. And this time I mean it! 

How could I have been so dumb with my back the way it is and not even completely recovered from the surgery yet? No one ever plans to fall and bust their ass, but that's what happens when you start to get older. Your balance is off, your coordination and agility decline, and you just cannot do what you could when you were younger. It's hard to accept or even believe it, but I'm a believer now! It's just not worth it to take a chance. Move the gate and let someone else use the ladders and step stools.

I can't even type very easily. It's taken me 10 minutes to type all this out, and I can feel it throbbing in my arm. Work is out. Thank goodness I don't rely on it for our only income. I'd be sca-rewed!

I hope I can save just one person from taking a fall and hurting themselves the way I did by ranting here. Don't do it! You never think it will be you until suddenly it is. Stop and think, and then DON'T DO IT!

Anywho...see ya.
We'll be here by the fire for the next few days.
Thanks again for all the love!

Wednesday, December 04, 2013

I'm Alive

...and home.  All went well!

Monday, December 02, 2013


Surgery tomorrow morning (Tuesday).  Jeez, he's not wasting any time!  I should get to come home by the afternoon.

Saturday, November 30, 2013

Saturday Update

Thanksgiving was a nice day with lots of good food and company.  Hope yours was good too!

Doc at 8:45 Monday morning to hear the plan for my shoulder/arm. The MRI report isn't good, and I'm about 99% sure it needs surgery. (Pisser!) I went up and got a copy of it because I knew I wouldn't hear from the doc until after the long weekend.  Will update when I know.

Thank you for all of your sweet comments! I needed them and you all came through, as you always do! There's no way to express how much they mean.

I'll update Monday on the verdict from the doc.

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

The Klutz Strikes Again

Well, I've done it this time. Fell and broke my shoulder and ripped it up good. MRI today, and hope to find out if it'll need surgery to fix before the long weekend. What am I, 80?

The good news is when I was on my way down, all I could think of was DO NOT land on your hips or back!!  So I automatically tucked my shoulder in and it took the entire blow of my body weight. My back is fine. No damage done to the hardware there. Thank you, Lord!

Needless to say, no crochet or anything else happening here for a while. I'll let y'all know the deal when I know something. The Captain has taken off work and is taking good care of me, as he always does.


Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Crack Ho Doily and a Bread Recipe

I say "Crack Ho" doily not because it's so fantastic I just can't quit working on it. I'm calling it that because the person that wrote it must have been one. Jeez! It's so convoluted and annoying with a million stitches per round and is nearly impossible to memorize at this point, and it will only get worse as the rounds get bigger. I'm getting so fed up with it. It's a gonner! I would be a mad woman by the time I finished it. I hate it when that happens. Crochet is supposed to be enjoyable, dammit!

Big breath and then frog, frog, frog. I'll use the thread for another one.

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Aren't these pretty? I made them on Monday using a new recipe. It's the simplest and easiest recipe for homemade rolls I've made yet. I was a little suspicious when I saw that the recipe had no milk and no eggs, but I gave it a try anyway. WOW...they are really good! They turned out so light and fluffy.

I got the recipe from Faith HERE. (I added a 1/4 cup of sugar in addition to the 2 Tbsp called for, and only 1 tsp of salt.  We like our rolls slightly sweet.)

Thanks, Faith!

Sunday, November 17, 2013

Made a Hat

I made the brim two stitches wider because I have a big forehead.

Other than that, I followed the pattern.


Rolled the brim in this picture.

Pattern:  Trinity Hat Beanie (Free!) on Ravelry HERE
Yarn:  I Love This Yarn from Hobby Lobby, Cranapple Stripe
Hook:  I and J

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Hello, Autumn...

'Bout time!

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Puny & Sad

I saw this hat at Target the other day and didn't buy it because I know I can make something similar so easily with yarn already in my stash, blah, blah.  Of course I won't, and now I wish I'd bought it, even if it was priced too high. I would never line it with fleece either, and this one had a nice, creamy, soft lining.  I only saw one this color so I'm sure it's gone now. I did get a pair of black Ugg-type boots so now I have black and brown for this winter.

I've not been participating around blogland much lately because I've been about half sick with something -- cold/sinus/stomach bug/malaria/whatever. And it came the night before we started a big project with work. Shitty timing. 

So unless something earth-shattering or completely hilarious happens that I simply must share with you, I'll be over here with a headache, wiping my nose, pooping, wiping my sore ass, sneezing, and typing.

Just so I don't leave you with that image in your head, I'll show you the new cookbook I got from Amazon the other day. I've had it on pre-order for a while now and was happy to see it on the porch. It did not disappoint and was a fun read, not to mention the good recipes I saw that I want to try. I've bookmarked at least a dozen...

P.S.  I lived on Clark AFB on the island of Luzon in the Philippines for about 5 years of my childhood because my daddy was in the Air Force. I feel so sad for those poor if they didn't have it bad enough even on a good day with the poverty over there. I'm saying prayers for their devastated lives and country. I hope you do the same.

Thursday, November 07, 2013

A Walk

I guess the book I've been reading got me in the mood to walk yesterday, so I did.  Come with me. I couldn't have picked a shittier day, but it was fun.
It was overcast.

And windy, and cold, and it even rained on me.

I saw all kinds of things, like this newly-stained fence.  It even smelled good.

If not for the ugly trash and recycle bins, this was a pretty shed.

One last flower (hibiscus?) for the year in someone's back driveway.

A very Texas-proud whirligig wind thingy.
What do you call them? A weathervane.


A little dude on a roof.

A wild garden.

Roses withering in the cold in a mailbox planter.

This white iceberg rose is in my side yard, also blooming for the last time this year.

By the time I got home, I was thoroughly frozen.
It felt GOOD. I felt GOOD.
For the first time in days.


I fixed myself a hot cup of tea, sat down with my Kindle Fire, and I finished the book. I hate the feeling you get at the end of a book, when you turn the page and there's nothing left. Boo-Hoo! What'll I do now? I want it to keep going!

You know how when something not particularly good happens and you immediately say, "Are you kidding me?"  My very favorite excerpt from the book:

"One thing I've learned is the universe is never kidding. It takes what it wants and it never gives it back."

You got that right, sister.